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Uncle Ken Says…

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When you need a word of advice or a bit of inspiration, look no further than Uncle Ken’s blog.

Curing Annoyances Painlessly

Uncle Ken says: Health bulletin - if you are experiencing any of the following symptoms give us a call. Chronic impatience - always in a hurry, if I need it tomorrow I'll order it tomorrow, excuses are unacceptable. We mostly just get it done. Infectious expectations - needing jobs done ...
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Against The Odds

Uncle Ken says The odds are against: No expensive home problems. No expensive car problems. No expensive health problems. Winning the lottery. Getting rich at a casino. Being unhappy with Buffalo Press. Bet your money wisely ...
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Frustrations Are Normal

Uncle Ken says Near your retirement age birds who left the nest become homing pigeons. Friends drop in and see the house as it usually is. Your new car has bucket seats that don't match your bucket. The drink you take to drown your troubles fertilizes them. Buffalo Press is ...
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Middle Age Is What TV Commercials Have Been Waiting For

Uncle Ken says: Middle age is what TV commercials have been waiting for. Closets make skeletons restless. Watching a game is fun. Playing it is recreation. Working at it is golf. There were fewer accidents in horse and buggy days when we didn't have to rely on our own intelligence ...
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How To Enjoy 2018

Uncle Ken says: How to enjoy 2018. Laugh when you are confused. Gloom makes it worse. Be your normal self. Pretense is transparent. Stay in the present. A mind on tomorrow is absent today. Enjoy people. They are more interesting than money. Buffalo Press resolution for 2018 is to change nothing. Quality ...
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A Bag of Goodies for Customers

Uncle Ken Says The news today is too true to be good. The first thing packed for a two-week vacation is four weeks money. Good arguments get spoiled by people who know what they are talking about. We have a bag of goodies for customers: Goodie #1 - quality printing ...
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Ammunition For Family Gatherings

Uncle Ken Says Ammunition for family gatherings this year. (Use with care) The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has limits. Nothing lasts forever. Even our troubles. Some believe traffic signals are rough guidelines. The place to start curbing crime the high chair, not the electric chair. Smile, there's ...
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Count On It

Uncle Ken Says Reality on most days is routine. Getting along with people is easy and so is producing items we have done thousands of times. Like any other part of life, we separate the grown-ups from the children when things go wrong. Mistakes, weather, mechanical failures, and other surprises ...
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Think About It

Uncle Ken Says You have enough things to worry about. Printing should not be one of them. If you have printing problems hold your head up high, put new confidence in your voice, look the world in the eye and call us. We don't guarantee perfect, but our attitude of ...
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The Better Life Manual

Uncle Ken Says Email "send free book" to info@buffalopressinc.com and we will reply with an attached PDF copy of  The Better Life Manual. We want you to relax, be happy and like us. Two of three is acceptable. Less than that may trigger remorse or depression among our staff. Please try to ...
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